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Monthly Archives: March 2006

Justice Scalia Proves a Bird In Hand is Worth Five Under the Chin

Recently Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was featured in The Boston Hearld for supposedly giving the finger (that wonderfully expressive way to say “Fuck You” preferred by everyone from politicians, preachers, and other degenerates) to one of thier reporters. “Not true,” counters Kathy Arberg, Supreme Court spokeswoman, who maintains that, rather than giving the finger, [...]

France Still Sucks

The French are at it again. Taking to the streets to raise hell in a greater attempt to show the world that no one can stop them from sucking on a whole new global level. This time it’s over a labor laws designed to keep France from further slipping into the abyss of irrelevance. Before [...]

I Hate Paris Hilton

Easily one of the most obnoxious “celebrities” ever to disgrace television, Paris Hilton always conjures up in my mind a single question: “Why?” This is not the “why” that comes in front of “does’nt someone give her a good ‘five to the eyes?’” or “does my stomach hurt like I have just been kicked in [...]

“Fire Woman” by The Cult Kicks Serious Ass….

If you have not ever heard this classic song, you are seriously deficient on your Daily Allowance of Vitamin: Kick Ass. This song rocks on so many levels they cannot be expressed in words. Well, no words that don’t include “kick ass,” “bitchin,” and “fuckin awesome.” This song includes lyrical jems like… Prancing like a [...]

Charlie Sheen is an Fuxtard

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