Recently Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was featured in The Boston Hearld for supposedly giving the finger (that wonderfully expressive way to say “Fuck You” 
preferred by everyone from politicians, preachers, and other degenerates) to one of thier reporters.
“Not true,” counters Kathy Arberg, Supreme Court spokeswoman, who maintains that, rather than giving the finger, Justice Scalia actually gave them “…a hand off the chin gesture that was meant to be dismissive.” (Which is, by the way, that wonderfully expressive way to say “Fuck You” preferred by nobody but Italians.)
Thus, in legal parlance, a precedent has been established here by an official of the highest court in the nation. If you say “Fuck you” with a single finger, especially outside of a church, you are a filthy rat-bastard. However, if you say “Fuck you” with five fingers, especially outside of a church, you are a swell guy; no harm’s done all’s well that ends well. Right? Wrong, fuck-weed…
YOU should actually be really pissed off that the Supreme Court has again tried to complicate the obvious by creating alternate meaning behind different forms of “dismissive” gestures. “Fuck you,” when said giving extra emphasis to the vowels so as to make the words 30 seconds long or more, can be extremely dismissive. If fact, it’s one of my favorite ways to dismiss people. Whether you are saying “Fuck you” with a one finger, five fingers, your mouth, your ass, your demeanor, over a recording, typing it in a blog-post, or whatever your preferred method is; you are still saying “Fuck you.”
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