Alright. I call bullshit on this one. Britney had been in the limelight since she was sixteen years old and not one shit of her Beav was ever taken. She files for divorce from K-Shiat-bag and hangs around Paris Hilton.
Their first public outing resulted in a close but no cigar upskirt where it was clear she has forgotten to buy panties. Your average girl would have been on the watch and been a little more careful not to have a wardrobe malfunction. Not our girl. She’s flashing the Vag and ass all over town.
I liked the old Britney. Old young Britney. The one who got our attention after a brief hiatus with a hard kick ass body and public appearances with shitty lip synced performances.
Dammnit girl. We barely got a chance to emjoy your return and all we see is your baby maker all over the place. Tease us. Give us a little mystery for fucks sake. Is this the new way to start your comeback? Are high school girls gonna replace their “have a nice summer….stay sweet… 
…” yearbook entries with pictures of their piecred clits? Either way, if she continues to hang around Paris and Lindsay she’ll trip on a whole lot of dicks.
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