Everything Swank

Naomi Wolf, a popular feminist writer and influential member of the feminist contends in her article “The Porn Myth” that before widespread pornography, the female Vagina had used to have a pretty high “exchange value.”

Naomi Wolf is right. The female vagina used to have a better market value, and that value is plummeting, but not because of porn. The simple fact is it isn’t just the vagina’s value that is falling in these market conditions, but the whole package surrounding the vagnina is pretty much going for historically low prices.

Is it the widespread use of porn that is causing these market prices? Well, if you only see women as sperm receptacles for men, then I guess that could be possible. But women shouldn’t blame clean shaven clit pierced porn vaginas.

The price of pussy has gone done because of all the other complementary skills and abilities of women have driven it down to rock bottom. Thirty years ago, in addition to being walking sex receivers, women also cooked, cleaned, ran a household, managed a budget, and raised children.

As women have left into the work force, many of those skills have been lost or abolished, that has left women with using their looks and physical skills as their only commodity worth bargaining.

“But women work now, isn’t that worth something?” In a word? No. If someone wants a partner to share the bills, another man likely makes more money. You can split rent with a dude and they likely requires less maintenance.

Outsourcing those skills previously left to the wife (cooking, cleaning, caring) can be done for cheaper at Taco Bell, a maid, and a fat female friend. Throw in the financial costs of divorce, and marriage is a financially losing game.
Before the advent of birth control, any women you stuck it in could be a future wife or raise your kids. That was a whole lot of pressure for a little bit of action. That is no longer the case. Less careful and more options means less scarcity and a natural price drop. Factor in all these daddy’s little princesses who think the world revolves around them yet have no meaningful skills or abilities and you have a a perfect storm of rock bottom prices for clam.

Finally, women’s tradeable good has a limited shelf life. There are always new suppliers with superior goods flooding the market. Men’s tradeable goods have a much longer shelf life and stay on the market much longer. Throw in a couple kids and some stretch marks, and yesterdays “Grade A” woman is tomorrows used beater with 1/2 the value lost to depreciation.
You’d almost feel bad for them if you didn’t see them peddling their goods like a desperate fisherman hocking day old fish at the market hoping it doesn’t go bad before he unloads it. But most women who think that highly of themselves rarely smell their own stench. No one feels sorry for them. Especially not the smart women who develop skills, talents, and abilities that make them great long term partners and not just cum dumpsters.

Women don’t have to go back to the 50’s and cook and clean to define themselves, but the do have to develop something or the rock bottom prices on Vaginas will continue. The real dionsaurs are the women walking around demanding $10K engagement rings because “they’re worth it.” For fucks sake, you aren’t an antique that appreciates in value. You’re the fries left under the lights too long.

If you follow the stock market at all, and you are an idiot if you don’t, you noticed that big ass spike in Citigroup (Symbol C) on friday. Citigroup made a huge run up on volume (and price) with no opfficial announcements from the corporate office of any kind.

Even today it still started a decent climb. This can really only mean one thing. There is big news ahead and the leak is so widespread and systemic that Citigroup keeps secrets about as well as the pregnant hottie on your high school cheerleading squad.

If the SEC weren’t bought and sold be all the large brokerage houses, they’d have been in Citigroup on Friday with cattle prods up people ass figuring out how this information was being traded on 4 days in advance of any announcement.

Stay away from Citigroup. They are as rigged as an old time mob casino in a speakeasy housed in a railroad box car.