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This is the list of the 25 top male celebrities associated with the word “gay” added to their names from Yahoo search.

1. Mario Lopez
2. Vin Diesel
3. Jeff Garcia
4. Jared Leto
5. Pete Wentz
6. Michael Strahan
7. Wentworth Miller
8. Ricky Martin
9. Patrick Dempsey
10. Jake Gyllenhaal

11. Daniel Craig
12. Keanu Reeves
13. Gerard Butler
14. Colin Farrell
15. Randy Orton
16. Ian McKellen
17. Gerard Way
18. Eddie Murphy
19. Jeremy Piven
20. Chris Evans

Man. You have to wonder about that. Almost none of these men are openly gay (not that there is anything wrong with that), but at some point does a million web page queries asking if you are gay make it so? Who knows. I’d love to see the top 20 actors associated with the search term “bangs sheep.”

Here’s the link. What’s more funny is that there isn’t more interest in actors who are actually gay. At least half of these guys have been in a movie or play a sport where they spent a disproportionate time in tights, so that’s pretty much guaranteed some people will think you hang out in bars called “The Blue Tool Box”, but a lot of these just seem like wishful thinking on the part of gay men. There also doesn’t appear to be any room to be fat and gay either. I don’t see any fatties on this list.

I cannot wait for the eventual follow up to this list. Hopefully the next one will be “Member of the Supreme Court and NFL Quarterbacks.”