I don’t get it. You get picked to sing the national anthem. You are either a big star, or an up and comer and you are likely to sing for the largest single audience of your life.
You step up to the microphone. You’ve done all the work all day to make sure your voice is in tip top shape. The stadium sound and television sound have coordinated the sound to make sure it sounds good for everyone. The P.A. guy gives you a huge introduction ….. and then you proceed to FUCK Francis Scott Key in the ass. Texas style.
Sure you can remember the words to a Spice Girls song, but your stupid ass cannot spend five minutes learning the words to the Star Spangled Banner. There has been every single kind of mangling you can imagine on the Banner. I cannot even compile a list of complete fuck ups in a single post. Today’s was the Colts Patriots playoff game to see who goes to the super bowl. Fucks up the lyrics. It’s “through the perilous night” NOT “to the perilous night” ya fuckin smacktard. “to the perilous night?” what the fuck does that even mean.
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. Most of the lyrics in popular music don’t make any fucking sense anyways. The best performance in recent history was performed by Whitney Houston in Super Bowl 25, and she’s a crack head now. I’ve seen 8 yr old girls at the state fair perform the song better than half our big time music acts.
To all you big time musical acts considering performing at a big time sports event. Francis Scott Key doesn’t like to be fucked in the ass. Knock it off. In fairness, Britney has not fucked up the Star Spangled Banner. Yet.
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