If you spent a couple hours wasting your life watching the People’s Choice awards, you quickly realized that indeed the masses have their heads up their collective asses. I don’t watch shit like that, but after the awards were given out, television is getting bombarded with advertisements bragging they won a peoples choice award. That’s pretty much the equivalent to winning the cutest pig at the Arkansas State Fair. And you happen to be female.
Looking at the list of winners and its no wonder Hollywood is content shoveling shit in our direction. “Click” wins best comedy? Are you kidding me? Seriously folks, beat the shit out of your kids for going online and voting for this crap. Sandler was a has been when he was crappy comedy relief on MTV’s “Remote Control.” His bits haven’t changed a bit and a fat 40 yr. old doing the same jokes is gonna be some sad ass shit.
Grey’s Anatomy for best television series? I guess that was to be expected. I thought Grey’s Anatomy was pretty shitty the first go around when it was called Ally McBeal. Instead of an anorexic self absorbed lawyer banging dudes in the copier room, we have an anorexic self absorbed doctor blowing guys in the nursing supplies closet. That and throw in some sad bastard hipster guitar music instead of that god awful Vonda Shepherd.
Eva Longoria won for “Favorite Female TV Star” Star. Ha. That’s the funniest part of the award. She should have gotten an award as “actess on a crappy show men only watch to have something to put in their fantasy file for later in an othewise droll television drama.”
The music categories weren’t much better. Knickelback won. In case you don’t know who Knickeback is, they sound like every other band that sounds like Knickelback. Much like all flushing toilets sound the same in a public restroom. And speaking of hanging out in public bathrooms, Kenny Chesney won for favorite Male Singer.
After rewarding “artists” for this half assed work, you can bet we are in for another year of absolute shit devoid of talent. I predict next year in stunning fashion, My Super Sweet 16 will win every award in every category. Thus providing the catalyst for the planet to cave in on itself in one massive dense pile of shit.
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