I try not to link to too much content, but this might be the coolest guy ever. I have huge doubts that this is actually a girlfriend posting things her boyfriend has said, but no matter its clever anyway.
In a world where every other guy seems to throwing his penis in a wrapped burlap bag like a bundle of kittens, this man retains masculinity.
Ice dancing.
me: So I was watching ice dancing on TV …
e: I didn’t think it was possible to out-queer figure skating, but look out! Here comes ice dancing!
Population: You.
While E was playing Civilization 4 I decided to go to the store. He asked if I would bring him back something, I said no, and he said:
“And I was just going to name this city I conquered after you. I guess I’ll have to call it Bitchburg.”
Tons more over here.
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