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Monthly Archives: February 2007

The Chicago Sun Hates Fat Chicks

In a very recent article, the Chicago covers the plight of four unfortuate girls sorting out what is a nightmare living situation.  They are paying way too much for luxury living conditions that are far from luxorious.  Oh, and they are fat. Below is a screen capture of the original story unaltered as it sat [...]

Anna Nicole Smith was Clairvoyant

Check out this photo of Anna Nicole Smith when she was hot. Which was only for about 15 minutes of her entire life. Apparently, from the text of her shirt (looking for daddy) , she could see the future. For more pictures of an actually hot Anna Nicole Smith, check out The Grumpiest.

Expensive HDMI Cable Performs Jail House Rape

Don’t get screwed by high HDMI cable prices.

Britney’s Off the Deep End, Shaves her Head

  You knew it was gonna happen sooner or later. You cannot date a piece of shit like Kevin Federline and not go a little crazy. Hell, if I dated Kevin Federline, you’d have to peel me off the floor in a drunken drugged out stupor as well. X-17 has the pics I’ll leave the [...]

Anna Nicole Smith’s Dead Body is Smarter than General Motors

It’s such a shit idea, you almost immediatly dismiss it out of hand as the work of jackass rumor mongers for the sake of shorting the stock. There is no way they are this dumb. It’s not possible. Nope. Turns out the rumors are true. General Motors, the company that has managed to piss away [...]

Anna Nicole Smith is Dead

Judging from the media blitz, Anna Nicole Smith’s death is more important than just about every news story of the day. Yahoo Buzz Index, states that there was more interest in Anna Nicole, than Steve Irwin’s death. No shit. A blonde with huge boobs scores higher than a crazy animal obsessed Australian? Shocker. More Interesting [...]