Everything Swank

In a very recent article, the Chicago covers the plight of four unfortuate girls sorting out what is a nightmare living situation.  They are paying way too much for luxury living conditions that are far from luxorious.  Oh, and they are fat.

Below is a screen capture of the original story unaltered as it sat on The Chicago Suns website.

In the lower left corner you see the obviously distressed women.   If you had clicked on the picture on the lower right and checked out the properties, you’d have seen this.

If you check the filename, its as follows…

http://media1.suntimes.com/nixoncds/image/fatty.jpg_20070224_11_06_05_48-282-400.imageContent

Clearly, The Chicago Sun Times hates fat chicks as much as the next guy.

And the original article can be found here.

Check out this photo of Anna Nicole Smith when she was hot. Which was only for about 15 minutes of her entire life.

Apparently, from the text of her shirt (looking for daddy) , she could see the future. For more pictures of an actually hot Anna Nicole Smith, check out The Grumpiest.

So you just come home from purchasing your new DVD Upscaler, or you spent $600 wasted dollars on a Playstation 3. You unpack your electronic goodies with all the zeal of a perv at the local nudie bar. You have a space cleared in your entertainment center for your new toy. You grab the flashlight to see where everything gets plugged in and you realize that your new gizmo’s stingy ass didn’t include an HDMI or DVI cable.

No problem. You’ll take a trip down to the local big box retailer of your choice and pick one up. You asked the pimply faced resident nerd to help you locate the connection that will properly display your Hentai videos or choice of three shitty Playstation 3 games. He points you over to the display and you look for the right lenght of cable you are going to need.

WTF!?!?! $100 Fucking dollars for an HDMI cable? Are you shitting me? Nope. You look at the open box and generic brands. No dice. You cannot find a cable for less than $65. Your DVD Upscaler only cost $99. You drive to the other big box retailer. Same story. You accept that this is the price you pay for that sweet, sweet, picture.

Nope. Sorry. You have been the latest victim to get absolutely jail house raped at your local electronics super store. The dirty obvious secret is that the big electronics retailers are all but price fixing on small items like audio and video cables. They carry very few brand and absolutely ram them up your ass on a huge mark-up. How huge?

Check out monoPrice.com Just how much is the markup on something like an HDMI cable? Here is a simple 10ft cable priced at $7.10. How much better is the cable that is over 10 times more expensive? Check AVSFORUMS for guys who build home theatre systems for tens of thousands of dollars, and they will tell you there is no difference.

Why do the big box retailers fuck you so hard? Because they can, and because they get away with it. If you think they’ll screw you that hard on cables, how good a deal do you actually think you are getting on that television anyways?

When it comes to products and it seems like you are paying too much, you probably are. Do a little research on any online forum dedicated to the product and they’ll give you the straight dope. They’ll tell you what is worth the money and who to get it from. In any given year, you can save thousands with a little help from these internet communities.

This is a free country and these companies can charge what they want. Make sure you return the favor and give the bird as you drive by.

You knew it was gonna happen sooner or later. You cannot date a piece of shit like Kevin Federline and not go a little crazy. Hell, if I dated Kevin Federline, you’d have to peel me off the floor in a drunken drugged out stupor as well.

X-17 has the pics

I’ll leave the hot britney photos up.  My guess is they will be harder to come by as time rolls on.  Somewhere in L.A., Christina Aguilera is laughing her ass off.

It’s such a shit idea, you almost immediatly dismiss it out of hand as the work of jackass rumor mongers for the sake of shorting the stock. There is no way they are this dumb. It’s not possible.

Nope. Turns out the rumors are true. General Motors, the company that has managed to piss away a virtual monopoly, will now acquire another shitty american car company. Once it makes its bid for Ford, it will truly have a U.S. car making shit sandwhich.

General Motors is more pathetic than the list of potential fathers for Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. And you can bet your last dollar that their financial plans of hitting the lottery for banging a fat bloated drug addicted has been, has more more viability than buying Chrysler.

The Germans have been chomping at the bit to dump that fat hog. (Chrysler, not Anna) Chrysler is the fat girl on your dodgeball team that you cannot wait to get rid of. You are just hoping the teacher will badger someone else to pick her first. You’ll pick the kids who chews on his own erasers first than pick her because at least he is a smaller target.

The good part is you were here. You get to remember the day when the gun was put to the head and the trigger was pulled. It’s poetic justice really. We nuked Japan, and Japan nuked Detroit. It’s a fair trade when you think about it.

In the interest of full disclosure, I own stock in Toyota Motors, and I’ll look forward to shorting Ford (F) all the way to zero.

Judging from the media blitz, Anna Nicole Smith’s death is more important than just about every news story of the day. Yahoo Buzz Index, states that there was more interest in Anna Nicole, than Steve Irwin’s death. No shit. A blonde with huge boobs scores higher than a crazy animal obsessed Australian? Shocker.

More Interesting was the collection of updates to Anna Nicole’s Wikipage. Here are a couple of screen caps of the different additions or changes made just after her death.

You cannot help but be impressed with the collective shit-bag effort that turns to every single way to defame a Hollywood burnout all the way until the end.

Sure they aren’t creative, but they are quick. These were posted within minutes of Anna Nicole’s death. It’s only fitting that the same guys who wanked off to her photos defile her all over her internet obituary.