It’s such a shit idea, you almost immediatly dismiss it out of hand as the work of jackass rumor mongers for the sake of shorting the stock. There is no way they are this dumb. It’s not possible.
Nope. Turns out the rumors are true. General Motors, the company that has managed to piss away a virtual monopoly, will now acquire another shitty american car company. Once it makes its bid for Ford, it will truly have a U.S. car making shit sandwhich.
General Motors is more pathetic than the list of potential fathers for Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. And you can bet your last dollar that their financial plans of hitting the lottery for banging a fat bloated drug addicted has been, has more more viability than buying Chrysler.
The Germans have been chomping at the bit to dump that fat hog. (Chrysler, not Anna) Chrysler is the fat girl on your dodgeball team that you cannot wait to get rid of. You are just hoping the teacher will badger someone else to pick her first. You’ll pick the kids who chews on his own erasers first than pick her because at least he is a smaller target.
The good part is you were here. You get to remember the day when the gun was put to the head and the trigger was pulled. It’s poetic justice really. We nuked Japan, and Japan nuked Detroit. It’s a fair trade when you think about it.
In the interest of full disclosure, I own stock in Toyota Motors, and I’ll look forward to shorting Ford (F) all the way to zero.
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