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Justice has been restored in the universe.  Paris Hilton has to go back to jail.  The fact the judge and prosecutor had to even deal with this shows how eager the sheriff is to blow anybody whose ever been in a canceled pilot.

Nevermind she is going to make a ton of money off books, interviews, etc.  Paris is going to be subjected to life on planet earth for 30 days.  The only way to make justice truly complete would be for her retarded parents to have to serve time for raising such a spoiled little bitch.

I just watched part of the Tampa Bay and Toronto game.

Baseball is already so fucking boring, there really isn’t a way to make it less of a snooze fest.  Well, its playoff season, and under the guise of “strategy” they manage to find a way to make baseball even more boring.

The intentional walk is of course designed to take the best hitters and stick em on base so you can get an easy out and not risk giving up a home run.

In my book, the only intentional walks in life that are acceptable, are walking the fat girl at school during kick-ball so she has a chance to get on base.  Otherwise she will cry, and you want to impress your hot 3rd grade teacher.

You are a pitcher, they are a batter.  I don’t care if they are a bunch of jacked steroid rhinos.  It’s the basic premise of the game.  If you are just gonna “strategize” it with bullshit intentional walks instead of heads up man vs. man play, you might as well play on the chess team.

You probably remember that months ago, I told you to load up the truck and buy Apple. (AAPL). If you listened to me, right now you would be sitting on an ass load of money. I told you that buying Apple on Jan. 2 would handsomely reward you, and it has. It rose from 83 dollars up to a quick upper 90s, and then back down again to start it’s slow steady rise to 122.67 as of close.

I think iPhone will be huge, and so do a lot of other people. So why do I think you should dump AAPL? Because most people aren’t going to let their gain just ride, and its the end of he financial quarter. That means every money manager who has to show gains this financial quarter needs to sell a winner. The risk of profit taking makes the possibilities of a sell off after such a gain very possible. One only needs to look at the action of this stock after the announcement of the iPhone for guidance.

If history repeates itself, there will be some serious profit taking and give you a chance to buy in Apple again before a run up to their earnings that reflect the sales of the iPhone.

Disclaimer:  I own Apple.  I will be selling a significant portion of my holdings.  I am not providing advice, only commentary.  If you take any advice from an anonmyous blog without your own research, you are a serious dumbass.