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Today Eliot Spitzer, Governor of New York got nailed in a prostitution ring.

Spitzer was a former prosecutor turned Governor. A man who pledged to bring down corruption and crime. He’s most famous for his critical look at Wall Street companies and any of their shady dealings.

Apparently a man of his status cannot figure out how to get a secretary to give him some “extras,” because he was a regular paying up to $4k for a couple hours of high priced whore action. To top it off, he’s a critical partner of Hillary Clinton. At last report, he isn’t quitting his job. He calls this a “personal issue.”

Personal is when you get caught cheating with the local Denny’s waitress and you work as a trash collector. This is a man who represented one of the most important legal offices in the country, and he is getting blowjobs at the Mayflower hotel from “Kristen” a 5’5 petite brunette.

A man paying for sex isn’t shocking. A politician in the public eye paying for sex isn’t shocking. A Governor paying for sex before, during, and after his election to the USA’s second most powerful state isn’t shocking. What’s shocking is this dumbass thinks that there is a blowjob worth $4k. For that reason alone, he clearly has no concept of fiscal responsibility.

How about the wife. Do we really have to watch her stand next to this guy? How fucking phony is that? Unless she was there and chipped in for a threesome, the most famous photo she will ever take shouldn’t be about her husband banging a model/high-priced-whore.