Everything Swank

MTV’s further efforts to prove that everything they touch turns to shit were on display this week ast MTVs “reality” show “The Hills” had it’s season premiere.  Normally I wouldn’t have a single occasion to watch this kind of new porn, but the gym I workout had it on nearly every channel as all the fatass women had it tuned in so they can watch the drama.

I get the appeal.  Its just another version of “Sex in the City” dumbed down so that even the biggest idiot can follow along.

All of the girls are at least moderately cute, but none of them live a life that’s even remotely based on the average person’s reality.  But women seem to love fantasy more than reality.  Only “Audrina” is a real looker, and she’s really fucking hot as you can see on What Would Tyler Durden Do.

She’s basically the fat pathetic girl in high school you were friends with, (used and dumped by guys, completely clueless but loyal) only she happens to be stuck in the body of someone completely hot. If she weren’t such a pushover, women would hate her ass.  Her extremely hot ass.

The women are all supposed to be up-n-comers in various sexy entertainment companies.  Watch one episode and you realize why all of our movies and music and fashion companies are shit.  Not one single girl on the show is capable of doing their job with the least bit of skill, intelligence, or professionalism.  They are constantly late, forget important decisions, and lack even the most basic problem solving skills.

The message of the show is clear.  Talent means nothing.   Looking cute and having a dirt-bag boyfriend are all that matters.  Work is merely a chance for you to show others outside of your immediate circle how fucking needy and desperate for validation your no talent ass is.