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Thanks. That’s really inspiring. I was completely fooled by that video. Here I thought you didn’t care about voting by making all these statements about why voting is bullshit. And I was all mad and then you completely turned it around like an M. Night Shyamalan movie and completely blew my mind. The best part was when you had to tell me I had to register to vote because I’m to fucking stupid to figure that out on my own. That was complete brilliance!

Where were all these geniuses when California decided to vote itself in the sewer? Horrible schools, terrible pollution, no plan on immigration, and the second highest foreclosure rate in the country. Oh yeah. They’re off flying their private jets that pollute more in one trip than you do in a lifetime. They live in gated communities and send their kids to private schools and without illegal aliens they pay low wages to, they wouldn’t have gardeners.

Fuck you Hollywood. You know who gets people to vote? Old ladies that are retired who go door to door in every town and volunteer to work the polls. Democrats and Republicans retirees who volunteer day after day to work in schools and library’s to help register and count votes and certify elections. That’s what makes this political process go. You should be kissing their asses for doing all the work you late arrival attention whoring credit stealing bastards.

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