It wasn’t enough for Sarah Silverman, Tobey Maguire, and the rest of the smug set, the Hollywood Hotties have to get in the game as well. This time it’s Hayden Panettiere and Jessica Alba with a clever insulting commercial encouraging you to vote.
What’s insulting is the belief that this would actually motivate someone to vote. What the fuck do these “actresses” know about politics? I’ve seen them both act. They’re fucking terrible. If they didn’t have perky tits and cute asses, they couldn’t land a part at your local community theater. If they suck ass at their chosen profession, why do they think they are smart enough to inject themselves in the political process as saviors of the public?
You go back to making shitty movies and television where you pretend you have talent and we’ll watch them and pretend we’re watching because you have talent. That’s the agreement. You know fuck squat about politics. If you care, show up and vote yourself instead of insulting the public. Anyone who is actually persuaded to vote from watching this video is too fucking stupid to understand any of the issues and we don’t want them voting anyway.
This is what they are good at and what they should stick to. Long music interludes where they show off their assets with no dialogue.
Note: In the interest of disclosure, I have jerked off to "Into the Blue", but not "Heroes", that shit is for nerds.
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