The basic premise of “The Bachelor” is that 15 beautiful women and 5 trolls all show up to the same mansion to live to together to compete for the affections of a very eligible bachelor, who for some reason has been unsuccessful in love up to this point. Problem number one. They are asking the [...]
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Friday, November 28, 2008
When I saw the first commercial, I thought it was a joke. I see Rosie in a feather boa with a small harem of gay men (not that there is anything wrong with that) talking about a new variety show she is going to star in. To me the idea of Rosie O’Donnell in a [...]
Oliver Stone has been a relevant director for about 15 minutes in 1986 when he made “Platoon” which was a semi-decent Vietname war movie which netted Best Picture which ranks it as one of the most overrated movies of all time. Stone’s other forays into history are the incredibly badly done Nixon and the successful [...]
It wasn’t enough for Sarah Silverman, Tobey Maguire, and the rest of the smug set, the Hollywood Hotties have to get in the game as well. This time it’s Hayden Panettiere and Jessica Alba with a clever insulting commercial encouraging you to vote. What’s insulting is the belief that this would actually motivate someone to [...]
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Thanks. That’s really inspiring. I was completely fooled by that video. Here I thought you didn’t care about voting by making all these statements about why voting is bullshit. And I was all mad and then you completely turned it around like an M. Night Shyamalan movie and completely blew my mind. The best part [...]
MTV has continued their proud slide into the abyss. MTV has long bragged theirs is the only movie awards show for the young audience. Well, if that young audience is functionally brain dead or in a coma, that might be true. The reason MTV got into the movie awards business was to give categories and [...]
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MTV’s further efforts to prove that everything they touch turns to shit were on display this week ast MTVs “reality” show “The Hills” had it’s season premiere. Normally I wouldn’t have a single occasion to watch this kind of new porn, but the gym I workout had it on nearly every channel as all the [...]
I went and saw the new movie everyone’s talking about. 300. It’s an epic story about that Spartan Battle at Thermopylae. You walk in expecting what has the potential to be the greatest hand to hand combat movie of all time. For you history retards, The Battle of Thermopylae is the story of how 300 [...]
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Saturday, February 24, 2007
Check out this photo of Anna Nicole Smith when she was hot. Which was only for about 15 minutes of her entire life. Apparently, from the text of her shirt (looking for daddy) , she could see the future. For more pictures of an actually hot Anna Nicole Smith, check out The Grumpiest.
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Saturday, February 17, 2007
You knew it was gonna happen sooner or later. You cannot date a piece of shit like Kevin Federline and not go a little crazy. Hell, if I dated Kevin Federline, you’d have to peel me off the floor in a drunken drugged out stupor as well. X-17 has the pics I’ll leave the [...]
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