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Category Archives: Hollywood

Anna Nicole Smith is Dead

Judging from the media blitz, Anna Nicole Smith’s death is more important than just about every news story of the day. Yahoo Buzz Index, states that there was more interest in Anna Nicole, than Steve Irwin’s death. No shit. A blonde with huge boobs scores higher than a crazy animal obsessed Australian? Shocker. More Interesting [...]

Best Hollywood Gossip Blog

In addition to trading stocks, finding the best articles, and bitching about politics and business, I do enjoy the occasional gossip straight out of Hollywood. Yahoo just released their top gossip blogs list here. Perez Hilton Media Take Out The Superficial Concreteloop.com Pink is the New Blog D-Listed WWTDD Hollywood Tuna Popsugar.com Just Jared Hollywoodrag.com [...]

If Hitler were Alive, he’d be in Rehab

I guess if you decide you want to rant obnoxious shit, just declare yourself a booze-hound, and check yourself into rehab.  Micheal Richards, Mel Gibson have hid their fucktard comments behind substance abuse, and now it’s Isiah Washington who is a no name actor on a television show whose largest demographic are girls waiting to [...]

Congrats, Yahoo thinks you’re Gay

This is the list of the 25 top male celebrities associated with the word “gay” added to their names from Yahoo search. Mario Lopez Vin Diesel Jeff Garcia Jared Leto Pete Wentz Michael Strahan Wentworth Miller Ricky Martin Patrick Dempsey Jake Gyllenhaal Daniel Craig Keanu Reeves Gerard Butler Colin Farrell Randy Orton Ian McKellen Gerard [...]

Don’t Fuck Francis Scott Key

I don’t get it. You get picked to sing the national anthem. You are either a big star, or an up and comer and you are likely to sing for the largest single audience of your life. You step up to the microphone. You’ve done all the work all day to make sure your voice [...]

The People’s Choice Proves People are Stupid

If you spent a couple hours wasting your life watching the People’s Choice awards, you quickly realized that indeed the masses have their heads up their collective asses. I don’t watch shit like that, but after the awards were given out, television is getting bombarded with advertisements bragging they won a peoples choice award. That’s [...]

Britney Earns “Flash Your Vag” Merit Badge…

Alright. I call bullshit on this one. Britney had been in the limelight since she was sixteen years old and not one shit of her Beav was ever taken. She files for divorce from K-Shiat-bag and hangs around Paris Hilton. Their first public outing resulted in a close but no cigar upskirt where it was [...]

Everything MTV Touches Turns to Shit

“All Music, All the Time” Used to be the tag line of what was at the time the most influential television station to ever grace cable television. It was a simple formula. Just play music videos 24 hours a day, and occasionally show a shaky camera on someone with overdone hair who told you a [...]

I Hate Paris Hilton

Easily one of the most obnoxious “celebrities” ever to disgrace television, Paris Hilton always conjures up in my mind a single question: “Why?” This is not the “why” that comes in front of “does’nt someone give her a good ‘five to the eyes?’” or “does my stomach hurt like I have just been kicked in [...]

Charlie Sheen is an Fuxtard

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