It wasn’t enough for Sarah Silverman, Tobey Maguire, and the rest of the smug set, the Hollywood Hotties have to get in the game as well. This time it’s Hayden Panettiere and Jessica Alba with a clever insulting commercial encouraging you to vote. What’s insulting is the belief that this would actually motivate someone to [...]
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Thanks. That’s really inspiring. I was completely fooled by that video. Here I thought you didn’t care about voting by making all these statements about why voting is bullshit. And I was all mad and then you completely turned it around like an M. Night Shyamalan movie and completely blew my mind. The best part [...]
Friday, February 16, 2007
It’s such a shit idea, you almost immediatly dismiss it out of hand as the work of jackass rumor mongers for the sake of shorting the stock. There is no way they are this dumb. It’s not possible. Nope. Turns out the rumors are true. General Motors, the company that has managed to piss away [...]
Thursday, January 25, 2007
I guess if you decide you want to rant obnoxious shit, just declare yourself a booze-hound, and check yourself into rehab. Micheal Richards, Mel Gibson have hid their fucktard comments behind substance abuse, and now it’s Isiah Washington who is a no name actor on a television show whose largest demographic are girls waiting to [...]
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Naomi Wolf, a popular feminist writer and influential member of the feminist contends in her article “The Porn Myth” that before widespread pornography, the female Vagina had used to have a pretty high “exchange value.” Naomi Wolf is right. The female vagina used to have a better market value, and that value is plummeting, but [...]
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Recently Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was featured in The Boston Hearld for supposedly giving the finger (that wonderfully expressive way to say “Fuck You” preferred by everyone from politicians, preachers, and other degenerates) to one of thier reporters. “Not true,” counters Kathy Arberg, Supreme Court spokeswoman, who maintains that, rather than giving the finger, [...]
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
The French are at it again. Taking to the streets to raise hell in a greater attempt to show the world that no one can stop them from sucking on a whole new global level. This time it’s over a labor laws designed to keep France from further slipping into the abyss of irrelevance. Before [...]
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