What’s insulting is the belief that this would actually motivate someone to vote. What the fuck do these “actresses” know about politics? I’ve seen them both act. They’re fucking terrible. If they didn’t have perky tits and cute asses, they couldn’t land a part at your local community theater.  If they suck ass at their chosen profession, why do they think they are smart enough to inject themselves in the political process as saviors of the public?

You go back to making shitty movies and television where you pretend you have talent and we’ll watch them and pretend we’re watching because you have talent.  That’s the agreement.  You know fuck squat about politics.  If you care, show up and vote yourself instead of insulting the public.  Anyone who is actually persuaded to vote from watching this video is too fucking stupid to understand any of the issues and we don’t want them voting anyway.

This is what they are good at and what they should stick to.  Long music interludes where they show off their assets with no dialogue.

Note: In the interest of disclosure, I have jerked off to "Into the Blue",
but not "Heroes", that shit is for nerds.

Thanks. That’s really inspiring. I was completely fooled by that video. Here I thought you didn’t care about voting by making all these statements about why voting is bullshit. And I was all mad and then you completely turned it around like an M. Night Shyamalan movie and completely blew my mind. The best part was when you had to tell me I had to register to vote because I’m to fucking stupid to figure that out on my own. That was complete brilliance!

Where were all these geniuses when California decided to vote itself in the sewer? Horrible schools, terrible pollution, no plan on immigration, and the second highest foreclosure rate in the country. Oh yeah. They’re off flying their private jets that pollute more in one trip than you do in a lifetime. They live in gated communities and send their kids to private schools and without illegal aliens they pay low wages to, they wouldn’t have gardeners.

Fuck you Hollywood. You know who gets people to vote? Old ladies that are retired who go door to door in every town and volunteer to work the polls. Democrats and Republicans retirees who volunteer day after day to work in schools and library’s to help register and count votes and certify elections. That’s what makes this political process go. You should be kissing their asses for doing all the work you late arrival attention whoring credit stealing bastards.

It’s such a shit idea, you almost immediatly dismiss it out of hand as the work of jackass rumor mongers for the sake of shorting the stock. There is no way they are this dumb. It’s not possible.

Nope. Turns out the rumors are true. General Motors, the company that has managed to piss away a virtual monopoly, will now acquire another shitty american car company. Once it makes its bid for Ford, it will truly have a U.S. car making shit sandwhich.

General Motors is more pathetic than the list of potential fathers for Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. And you can bet your last dollar that their financial plans of hitting the lottery for banging a fat bloated drug addicted has been, has more more viability than buying Chrysler.

The Germans have been chomping at the bit to dump that fat hog. (Chrysler, not Anna) Chrysler is the fat girl on your dodgeball team that you cannot wait to get rid of. You are just hoping the teacher will badger someone else to pick her first. You’ll pick the kids who chews on his own erasers first than pick her because at least he is a smaller target.

The good part is you were here. You get to remember the day when the gun was put to the head and the trigger was pulled. It’s poetic justice really. We nuked Japan, and Japan nuked Detroit. It’s a fair trade when you think about it.

In the interest of full disclosure, I own stock in Toyota Motors, and I’ll look forward to shorting Ford (F) all the way to zero.

I guess if you decide you want to rant obnoxious shit, just declare yourself a booze-hound, and check yourself into rehab.  Micheal Richards, Mel Gibson have hid their fucktard comments behind substance abuse, and now it’s Isiah Washington who is a no name actor on a television show whose largest demographic are girls waiting to experience puberty.

At least Michael Richars and Mel Gibson were actually shit hammered for their public slurrings.  Isiah Washington decided to declare, in a stunning moment of smug brilliance,  that he never called his co-”star” a “faggot” on a hollywood award show.  Is he the only person who doesn’t know that the only people who watch award shows are B-list stars, fat girls hoping to catch a glimpse of Orlando Bloom, and gay men checking out the fashions and……Orlando Bloom?

Listen up  douche-bag, you are on Grey’s Anatomy.  There isn’t a more gay show on television right now.  You aren’t on 24, Alias, or Monday Night Football.  You’re the type of idiot who shows up to perform at a Cher concert and yell “what er all the queers doing here !?!?!?”  Dumbass.

Naomi Wolf, a popular feminist writer and influential member of the feminist contends in her article “The Porn Myth” that before widespread pornography, the female Vagina had used to have a pretty high “exchange value.”

Naomi Wolf is right. The female vagina used to have a better market value, and that value is plummeting, but not because of porn. The simple fact is it isn’t just the vagina’s value that is falling in these market conditions, but the whole package surrounding the vagnina is pretty much going for historically low prices.

Is it the widespread use of porn that is causing these market prices? Well, if you only see women as sperm receptacles for men, then I guess that could be possible. But women shouldn’t blame clean shaven clit pierced porn vaginas.

The price of pussy has gone done because of all the other complementary skills and abilities of women have driven it down to rock bottom. Thirty years ago, in addition to being walking sex receivers, women also cooked, cleaned, ran a household, managed a budget, and raised children.

As women have left into the work force, many of those skills have been lost or abolished, that has left women with using their looks and physical skills as their only commodity worth bargaining.

“But women work now, isn’t that worth something?” In a word? No. If someone wants a partner to share the bills, another man likely makes more money. You can split rent with a dude and they likely requires less maintenance.

Outsourcing those skills previously left to the wife (cooking, cleaning, caring) can be done for cheaper at Taco Bell, a maid, and a fat female friend. Throw in the financial costs of divorce, and marriage is a financially losing game.
Before the advent of birth control, any women you stuck it in could be a future wife or raise your kids. That was a whole lot of pressure for a little bit of action. That is no longer the case. Less careful and more options means less scarcity and a natural price drop. Factor in all these daddy’s little princesses who think the world revolves around them yet have no meaningful skills or abilities and you have a a perfect storm of rock bottom prices for clam.

Finally, women’s tradeable good has a limited shelf life. There are always new suppliers with superior goods flooding the market. Men’s tradeable goods have a much longer shelf life and stay on the market much longer. Throw in a couple kids and some stretch marks, and yesterdays “Grade A” woman is tomorrows used beater with 1/2 the value lost to depreciation.
You’d almost feel bad for them if you didn’t see them peddling their goods like a desperate fisherman hocking day old fish at the market hoping it doesn’t go bad before he unloads it. But most women who think that highly of themselves rarely smell their own stench. No one feels sorry for them. Especially not the smart women who develop skills, talents, and abilities that make them great long term partners and not just cum dumpsters.

Women don’t have to go back to the 50′s and cook and clean to define themselves, but the do have to develop something or the rock bottom prices on Vaginas will continue. The real dionsaurs are the women walking around demanding $10K engagement rings because “they’re worth it.” For fucks sake, you aren’t an antique that appreciates in value. You’re the fries left under the lights too long.

“Not true,” counters Kathy Arberg, Supreme Court spokeswoman, who maintains that, rather than giving the finger, Justice Scalia actually gave them “…a hand off the chin gesture that was meant to be dismissive.” (Which is, by the way, that wonderfully expressive way to say “Fuck You” preferred by nobody but Italians.)

Thus, in legal parlance, a precedent has been established here by an official of the highest court in the nation. If you say “Fuck you” with a single finger, especially outside of a church, you are a filthy rat-bastard. However, if you say “Fuck you” with five fingers, especially outside of a church, you are a swell guy; no harm’s done all’s well that ends well. Right? Wrong, fuck-weed…

YOU should actually be really pissed off that the Supreme Court has again tried to complicate the obvious by creating alternate meaning behind different forms of “dismissive” gestures. “Fuck you,” when said giving extra emphasis to the vowels so as to make the words 30 seconds long or more, can be extremely dismissive. If fact, it’s one of my favorite ways to dismiss people. Whether you are saying “Fuck you” with a one finger, five fingers, your mouth, your ass, your demeanor, over a recording, typing it in a blog-post, or whatever your preferred method is; you are still saying “Fuck you.”

So of course, firing them because they completely suck at the job is out of the question.

The result of this bullshit socialism? Unemployment of over 25% for young workers. That and a complete lack of any innovation in all of France.
In an attempt to actually make French companies relevant, the government would allow workers under 26 to be fired for no reason. You know, like pretty much every other job on planet earth.

This is no shock to anyone who has visited France. At any one given time someone rioting over their protected jobs with seven weeks of vacation, or enacting racial violence on muslims when they forget how European and sophisticated they are supposed to act.
How retarded are the French? Just how programmed for failure are they?

Think of it this way. When the wall in Germany fell, the Germans faced a 45% unemployment rate. In less than one decade, they managed to reduce theirs to below France’s unemployment rate and achieve greater financial growth.
Maybe we should have let the Germans keep France.

“France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes.” —Mark Twain

Charlie Sheen, best known for his roles on “Spin City” and “Ferris Buellers Day Off” and “Two and a Half Men” and being a general hollywood fuck-up, has become the latest of a series of hollywood stars to finally realize we cannot imagine another day without their opinions on the great issues of the day.

He has recently come to the conclusion that the tragedy on 9-11 wasn’t the result of the planes with 10,000 gallons of jet fuel, but rather part of a vast conspiracy.

“call me insane, but did it sorta look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition?”

Yes. You are insane. Completely.

Of course, instead of taking care of his kinds he is off on another mission.

“It is up to us to reveal the truth,” Sheen asserted. “We owe it to everybody’s life who was drastically altered, horrifically that day and forever. We owe it to them to uncover what happened.”

How this shat-bag continues to pull major league ass completely astounds me. Of course, in a recent poll on CNN today, we also learn that the majority of citizens are also completely stupid.

It’s time to start thinning the herd.