Michelle Caruso Cabrera

Michelle Caruso-Cabrere is definitely hot.  There is no question.  Check out the photos, and it’s definite proof.  But out in the blogosphere, there is some talk that she might eclipse CNBC hottie Erin Burnett.  Talk like that is pure bullshit.  There is always that guy who has to play contrarion.  They have to root for the underdog or like that shitty indie band that they declare is better than the Beatles.  This that instance.  Erin is still the Hawt on Wall Street, and I’ll prove it.
When you see Michelle, if asked a pointed question about sleeping with her, you’d definitely say you’d nail her.  She’s sexy.  But unless someone asked you specifically, it wouldn’t really enter your mind.  Let’s compre that to Erin Burnett.  Guys walking by the television with absolutely no prompting at all  and not knowledge of financial marekts will say “man…I’d fuck what Wall Street chick…

That my friends is the difference.  Yeah, you’d take Michelle home from the bar, but Erin’s the girl you’d be thinking about later.

If you follow stocks, and you should if you have a brain, you have no doubt turned on CNBC at least some point to see whats up with the markets movements.

If you are lucky enough to tune in the early part of the day, you have no doubt been lucky to see who is easily the hottest woman on television, Erin Burnett. If you think the financial markets aren’t exciting, you clearly have not been watching Erin Burnett. She isn’t just a smoking hot women faking it. She world for the premiere investment bank Goldman Sachs (I own GS) in mergers and acquisitions as a financial analyst.

Every luch hour, I trek down to the gym and tune in the television to CNBC and catch up with the markets. The best part? Half the women in the gym hear about interest rates and macro economics and don’t even give a second thought. You are free to watch this vixen do her thing. No glares from the women folk. They are clueless.

Watch this women while watching the market. How great is that?

Unfortunately, they like to throw in a couple old bastards to give the show some credibility. Fuck that. I watch the show every single day along with most other commentary. She’s got a great show. She asks relevant questions and isn’t afraid to call bullshit on some of these blow-hards.

Why is this guy even in the photo? If I was that old bird, I’d demand my photo be listed seperate from the smoking hot girl. I’m not jealous or anything. She calls me all the time. The word on the street is that she’s pretty stoked about meeting me. I’ll have to ring her up sometime when i have a couple free minutes.

Below is a screen capture of the original story unaltered as it sat on The Chicago Suns website.

In the lower left corner you see the obviously distressed women.   If you had clicked on the picture on the lower right and checked out the properties, you’d have seen this.

If you check the filename, its as follows…

http://media1.suntimes.com/nixoncds/image/fatty.jpg_20070224_11_06_05_48-282-400.imageContent

Clearly, The Chicago Sun Times hates fat chicks as much as the next guy.

And the original article can be found here.

So you just come home from purchasing your new DVD Upscaler, or you spent $600 wasted dollars on a Playstation 3. You unpack your electronic goodies with all the zeal of a perv at the local nudie bar. You have a space cleared in your entertainment center for your new toy. You grab the flashlight to see where everything gets plugged in and you realize that your new gizmo’s stingy ass didn’t include an HDMI or DVI cable.

No problem. You’ll take a trip down to the local big box retailer of your choice and pick one up. You asked the pimply faced resident nerd to help you locate the connection that will properly display your Hentai videos or choice of three shitty Playstation 3 games. He points you over to the display and you look for the right lenght of cable you are going to need.

WTF!?!?! $100 Fucking dollars for an HDMI cable? Are you shitting me? Nope. You look at the open box and generic brands. No dice. You cannot find a cable for less than $65. Your DVD Upscaler only cost $99. You drive to the other big box retailer. Same story. You accept that this is the price you pay for that sweet, sweet, picture.

Nope. Sorry. You have been the latest victim to get absolutely jail house raped at your local electronics super store. The dirty obvious secret is that the big electronics retailers are all but price fixing on small items like audio and video cables. They carry very few brand and absolutely ram them up your ass on a huge mark-up. How huge?

Check out monoPrice.com Just how much is the markup on something like an HDMI cable? Here is a simple 10ft cable priced at $7.10. How much better is the cable that is over 10 times more expensive? Check AVSFORUMS for guys who build home theatre systems for tens of thousands of dollars, and they will tell you there is no difference.

Why do the big box retailers fuck you so hard? Because they can, and because they get away with it. If you think they’ll screw you that hard on cables, how good a deal do you actually think you are getting on that television anyways?

When it comes to products and it seems like you are paying too much, you probably are. Do a little research on any online forum dedicated to the product and they’ll give you the straight dope. They’ll tell you what is worth the money and who to get it from. In any given year, you can save thousands with a little help from these internet communities.

This is a free country and these companies can charge what they want. Make sure you return the favor and give the bird as you drive by.

In a world where every other guy seems to throwing his penis in a wrapped burlap bag like a bundle of kittens, this man retains masculinity.

Ice dancing.

me: So I was watching ice dancing on TV …
e: I didn’t think it was possible to out-queer figure skating, but look out! Here comes ice dancing!

Population: You.

While E was playing Civilization 4 I decided to go to the store. He asked if I would bring him back something, I said no, and he said:

“And I was just going to name this city I conquered after you. I guess I’ll have to call it Bitchburg.”

Tons more over here.

Today Apple Inc. sits at $95.80 a share. You made a quick 20% off of two weeks holding. There are very few days like that in the market. Very rarely will you make that kind of cash on a high profile stock when the rumors are widely known.

Apple could have thrown out a shitty iPhone that was nothing more than a iPod with some communications gear just slapped into the form factor. (read PALM and MOT). But they didn’t. They widely exceeded expectations and brought out what is the most revolutionary product in an industry that has a glut of shit ass products with interfaces that were designed by street bums.

The question Nokia, Motorola, Palm, and Sony must be asking themselves is “how the fuck did we blow this one? We had years of a headstart. Why don’t we have something 1000% better than this already? How in two years have they leapfrogged us?”

The answer is simple. There is always room for solving problems in an innovative way. Everything you hear about market saturation is crap. Solve problems in an innovative way and there is always room. Get a great, smart, small, design team and rock their socks off.
Congrats Apple. You threw off the old Apple defeatist attitude (but I KNOW we’re better than Microsoft) and went out and became winners. You quit spouting your party line and declaring yourselves patriots and went out and solved problems and kicked ass. It’s the only thing that matters. Winners win. Losers talk about “buying American.”
There are 12 million of these phones and healty price points, and they are gonna sell all 12 million. This will be the standard by which phones are designed, and everyone else is shitting their pants. Dump your Motorola (the RAZR is shit. seriously) , your Nokia, and your Sony (SNE is a shit stock.). They are losers who cannot figure it out.

Tucano Microfiber Second Skin for 17\” MacBook Pro – Notebook carrying case – gray

This song rocks on so many levels they cannot be expressed in words. Well, no words that don’t include “kick ass,” “bitchin,” and “fuckin awesome.”
This song includes lyrical jems like…

Prancing like a cat on a hot tin shack,
Lord, have mercy! Come on little sister, come on and shake it!

This isn’t any pussified rap-rock bullshit. This is straight come-at-you bitchin guitar rock. If you listen to this song long enough, you might even grow your testicles back you lost listening to that girlie TOP 40 shit like Pussycat Dolls.