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Erin Burnett is still Gorgeous. Hot. Smart.

Erin Burnett is the hottest woman on television.  She is smart, sexy, and talks sexier than any other woman on television.  I am fairly certain she could talk about the Fed Funds rate and still turn me on.  She is that sexy. I’ve seen “The Hill” with those stuck up bitches who have all the [...]

Alicia Keys is Deluded

Because Al Shaprton is too ugly for anyone to pay attention to, the baton of rambling craziness has been passed on to pop singer Alicia Keys.   Her first brilliant piece of social commentary?  That rap music  is a conspiracy by the governement to convince black people to kill each other. Really….. So you’d have us [...]

Stop Emoting on Facebook You Loser

Stop whining.  Stop crying.  If you are one of the countless legions of Facebook users who feel it’s necessary to update us on every single swing of emotion that occurs in your life need to get some fucking courage. I cannot log in without seeing countless diatribes on the sad state of your life or [...]

$3,000 for a Blowjob?!?!

Today Eliot Spitzer, Governor of New York got nailed in a prostitution ring. Spitzer was a former prosecutor turned Governor. A man who pledged to bring down corruption and crime. He’s most famous for his critical look at Wall Street companies and any of their shady dealings. Apparently a man of his status cannot figure [...]

10,000 b.c. Sucks

In an effort to produce another epic movie, Legendary Pictures with Warner Bros., decided to produce an epic from very ancient times featuring a Mammoth Hunter to free his people and find true love. Instead of using the opportunity to write a unique story given the flexibility the  historical timeline of the movie provides, you’ll get two hours of B-Movie acting, writing, directing, and [...]

All the Shit that’s Fit to Print

The New York Times decided to further denigrate its status as what was once THE source of news into a pitiful, cheap, rag with all of the class of third tier soap opera digest. The New York Times posted an article about Presidential hopeful John McCain ‘s relationship with a female lobbyist. The article did [...]

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Crash Land at Heathrow, Pilot a Complete Stud.

A Boeing 777 crash landed right on approach into London Heathrow. The pilot glided her in and landed without fatality or serious injury. A total loss of engine power and Captain Peter Burkill of British Airlines had the crisis handled. It’s been an incredibly safe plane, and it remains to be seen what will happen [...]

British Ads Rock

You have to love British ads. They make up for all the shitty shows they have across the pond. But unfortunately UK teacher Sarah Green will probably get fired for this video. Stupid little wankers should have kept their mouths shut. Now they’ll have a saggy battle ax replace her.

Swank: Shave Like a Pro

<A href=”http://ws.amazon.com/widgets/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&MarketPlace=US&ID=V20070822%2FUS%2Fjaredswebblog-20%2F8005%2F626da660-6172-45fe-a30a-d7785b1844a6&Operation=NoScript”>Amazon.com Widgets</A> Unless you are Grizzly Adams, you probably shave every day. And although electric is pretty good, nothing beats a blade. There is no electric razor that shaves as close as a blade. I have tried them all. Recently out of frustration or boredom, I decided to pitch my Mach 3 and go [...]