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		<title>Mel Gibson is a real charmer.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mel Gibson is very intent on flushing his already damaged career completely down the drain. Mel Gibson has 900 million dollars. He couldn&#8217;t pony up $5 million to make sure this never hit the public? Maybe he just doesn&#8217;t give a shit what people think anymore. The most shocking part of this isn&#8217;t that Mel [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.everythingswank.com/2010/07/mel-gibson-is-a-real-charmer/</link>
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		<title>The Bachelor is a Scam</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The basic premise of &#8220;The Bachelor&#8221; is that 15 beautiful women and 5 trolls all show up to the same mansion to live to together to compete for the affections of a very eligible bachelor, who for some reason has been unsuccessful in love up to this point. Problem number one. They are asking the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.everythingswank.com/2010/06/the-bachelor-is-a-scam/</link>
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		<title>Better than 99% of all music videos on Youtube</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Girls, Girls, Girls &#8211; Motley Crue from matt edwards on Vimeo.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.everythingswank.com/2010/05/better-than-99-of-all-youtube-videos/</link>
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		<title>Michael Jackson&#8217;s Dead</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Today, Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. I can only imagine his last thoughts as he died trying to hold together a vast crumbling empire. When he was in his prime, there was no one better. &#8220;Billy Jean&#8221; and &#8220;Beat It&#8221; are still better than 99% of all of the shitty pop songs released [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.everythingswank.com/2009/06/michael-jacksons-dead/</link>
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		<title>Shocker! Everyone hates Rosie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I saw the first commercial, I thought it was a joke. I see Rosie in a feather boa with a small harem of gay men (not that there is anything wrong with that) talking about a new variety show she is going to star in. To me the idea of Rosie O&#8217;Donnell in a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.everythingswank.com/2008/11/shocker-everyone-hates-rosie/</link>
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		<title>Why Apple is worth more than Microsoft or Google</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It seems these days that tech is out of favor. No one is interested in what most technology companies are doing at the moment. This won&#8217;t last long. After some time passes, and people will be looking for the latest and greatest companies. With the imminent demise of Yahoo!, people will be looking for where [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.everythingswank.com/2008/11/why-apple-is-worth-more-than-microsoft-of-google/</link>
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		<title>Investing is not Gambling</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Now that the stock market has plummeted, there are legions of folks professing the demise of the individual investor an the entire concept of investing as pure gambling.  It&#8217;s no surprise.  In the wake of financial explosions right and left, someone has to say &#8220;I told you so.&#8221; Gambling at it&#8217;s core is purchasing a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.everythingswank.com/2008/11/investing-is-not-gambling/</link>
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		<title>Circuit City is Dead</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Almost one year ago, I forecast Circuit City&#8217;s demise. In it I berated Circuit City for firing it&#8217;s most experienced workers and sales staff, and replacing them with low wage replacements as a cost savings effort.  In retrospect, Circuit City stockholders would have found far better results if the management at Circuit City replaced itself [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.everythingswank.com/2008/11/circuit-city-is-dead/</link>
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		<title>Yahoo! is a Total Failure.  Yang hits the Iceberg</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It would be sad if it weren&#8217;t so funny.  In an earlier post, I outlined that Yahoo&#8217;s deal with Google was a huge strategic fuck up.  Now that Google has backed out of the deal that Yahoo! so desperately needed, Yahoo! is headed for disaster. Yang has sold the deal as the salvation of Yahoo.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.everythingswank.com/2008/11/yahoo-is-a-total-failure-yang-hits-the-iceberg/</link>
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		<title>Oliver Stone is a Dumbass</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Oliver Stone has been a relevant director for about 15 minutes in 1986 when he made &#8220;Platoon&#8221; which was a semi-decent Vietname war movie which netted Best Picture which ranks it as one of the most overrated movies of all time. Stone&#8217;s other forays into history are the incredibly badly done Nixon and the successful [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.everythingswank.com/2008/10/oliver-stone-is-a-dumbass/</link>
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