Today, Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. I can only imagine his last thoughts as he died trying to hold together a vast crumbling empire. When he was in his prime, there was no one better. “Billy Jean” and “Beat It” are still better than 99% of all of the shitty pop songs released [...]
Friday, November 28, 2008
When I saw the first commercial, I thought it was a joke. I see Rosie in a feather boa with a small harem of gay men (not that there is anything wrong with that) talking about a new variety show she is going to star in. To me the idea of Rosie O’Donnell in a [...]
Oliver Stone has been a relevant director for about 15 minutes in 1986 when he made “Platoon” which was a semi-decent Vietname war movie which netted Best Picture which ranks it as one of the most overrated movies of all time. Stone’s other forays into history are the incredibly badly done Nixon and the successful [...]
Warner Bros. has managed to dump huge money in a film that was bound to be a huge box office bomb. I don’t care if the Wachowski brothers threw their magic dust all over this one, this was ticking from the beginning. Car movies are rarely compelling. No matter how you glitz them up its [...]
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Because Al Shaprton is too ugly for anyone to pay attention to, the baton of rambling craziness has been passed on to pop singer Alicia Keys. Her first brilliant piece of social commentary? That rap music is a conspiracy by the governement to convince black people to kill each other. Really….. So you’d have us [...]
MTV’s further efforts to prove that everything they touch turns to shit were on display this week ast MTVs “reality” show “The Hills” had it’s season premiere. Normally I wouldn’t have a single occasion to watch this kind of new porn, but the gym I workout had it on nearly every channel as all the [...]